Description
The JEBI™ Jet Bike leaves the road behind (literally and figuratively) by replacing the time-tested wheel with twin directional jet thrusters and a mild disregard for gravity. It’s sleek, fast, and only slightly terrifying. Helmet not included in this kit— but all the components are.
Features
- Jet propulsion with a “mostly stable” vertical lift mode
- Aero-dynamic-ish body built for speed and occasional control
- Replaces tires with fires
- Onboard joystick labeled “Hold on for dear life“
- Built-in sound system that only plays “It’s my life!”
Suggested Uses
- Skimming traffic from above at 3–12 feet of altitude
- Commuting over potholes and into the horizon
- Mid-air selfies with wind distortion
- Avoiding toll roads and basic physics
WARNING
May leave scorch marks, noise complaints, and existential questions in its path.
Nemo –
Helped me as a getaway vehicle! Sorry, cannot reveal the details.