Description
This elegantly deceptive box contains a full set of authentic-looking, totally useless matchsticks—minus the flammable bits. No phosphorous, no fire, no point—just pure, unignitable potential. They won’t light your fire, but they might ignite your creativity as an optimistic model-maker.
Possible Uses
- An ideal gift for that one friend who really shouldn’t play with fire
- Precision model-making
- Emergency toothpicks
- Makeshift game pieces in last-minute board games (Matchbox Chess, anyone?)
- Practice tool for flameless magic tricks
Disclaimer
Does not spark joy. Or anything else.
Caver –
I always carry Placebo Matchbox while on my cave exploration adventures. This is a backup light source for me when my batteries drain out if I got stuck inside a cave.
I hope I will never have to use it!