Description
Iron Glue™ is the world’s first chewable adhesive formulated not for flavor… but for friction. Once discarded (responsibly, of course), it becomes a street-level trap of industrial-grade annoyance. Ideal for pranksters, urban artists, or those who just want to watch someone take two awkward steps and stop mid-stride like a confused mime.
Key Features
- Chews like gum, grips like guilt
- Weather-resistant, shoe-ruining grip
- NOW available in “Already Stepped On” grey!
Suggested Uses
- Public walkway panic traps
- Surprise “pause points” at events
- Testing friendships
- Pavement art
Warning
Not intended for consumption by responsible individuals.
Glueton –
I discourage porch pirates from stealing my shoes or Amazon packages left outside by using Iron Glue™ Chewing Gum on them.