Description
Crafted from the finest “probably sturdy enough” materials and designed for individuals who think gravity is just a suggestion, this sled takes your average winter joyride and turns it into a blur of speed, snow spray, and split-second regrets. Enabled with BYOR (Bring Your Own Rocket). All you need to add is a personal rocket (not included — for legal reasons), hold on tight, and pray the neighbors aren’t filming.
Features
- Easy-to-assemble with ACME’s overly optimistic instruction manual
- Ultra-smooth titanium-alloy rails for minimal friction, maximum fear
- Ergonomic backrest designed for brief comfort before the G-forces hit
- Handholds reinforced for white-knuckle grip
- BYOR (Bring Your Own Rocket): Compatible with most standard hand-held propulsion systems
Suggested Uses
- Impressing dates (before they realize what they agreed to)
- Time travel (in theory, if speed = time warp)
WARNING
We take no responsibility for airborne sledding, accidental Geostationary Orbit insertion, or spontaneous combustion of rocket boosters. The Rocket Sled is best enjoyed with a helmet, a strong will, and an insurance.
Ena Mel –
Little-Giant Rocket Sled helped me to save a trip to the dentist. I’m going for a set of brand new dentures tomorrow. Thanks!