Description
The H2-Oh No!™ is your go-to beverage dispenser shaped like a suspiciously realistic pistol. It holds water, but what it really holds is tension. Sip through the barrel and watch as bystanders gasp, security stiffens, and your friends slowly edge away. Don’t worry — it’s just a water bottle.
Features
- Transparent design: see the water, calm some nerves
- “Sip-through-the-barrel” technology
- Great for hydration and social experiments
- Strong reactions guaranteed (hydration optional)
- Not airport-friendly. Seriously. Don’t.
Suggested Uses
- Statement accessory for awkward dates
- Icebreaker at office meetings
- Impromptu water fights with people who trust you too much
- Prop for your next low-budget action film
Important
If you enjoy drinking water without causing a public scene… this may not be for you.
Vigil –
I love this product. I was returning home late at night and I had a feeling that someone is following. My throat went dry and I took this awesome bottle from my bag for a sip of water. I think I heard some footsteps running away…
Hatsune Miku –
Very wet, very gun and very oh no. Adds an extra punch to my miku miku beeeeaaaammm
Everything I wanted.