Sale!

“Flat”smith Anvil™

(1 customer review)

Original price was: $180.00.Current price is: $150.00.

For generations, “flat”smiths have pursued the noble art of flattening the unflattened. Now, you too can join this storied tradition with the Flat”smith Anvil™a desktop-sized monument to unnecessary force. Ideal for those who need a paperweight with real moral gravity, or a doorstop that says, “this door is going nowhere.”

Category: Tags: , ,

Description

Flat”smith Anvil™ is a 1:10 scaled version of the classic anvil, with same emotional weight. This is extremely useful as a personal gravity tester. Also ideal for those who need a paperweight with real moral gravity, or a doorstop that says, “this door is going nowhere.”

Suggested Uses

  • Toe snubber for those with slow reflexes
  • Home security decoy (try lifting it, intruder)
  • Conversation anchor
  • Certified flatsmith toolideal for flattening spirits and documents alike

Key Features

  • 1:10 scale of classic anvil size, same emotional weight
  • Guaranteed not to fall from the sky (legal made us say that)
  • No moving parts (intentionally)

Note

Not recommended for travel unless you’re trying to miss your flight.

1 review for “Flat”smith Anvil™

  1. Flat Smith

    I’m a simple man. Whenever I see an anvil for sale, I buy it!

Add a review

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *