“Flat”smith Anvil™

Description

“Flat”smith Anvil™ is a 1:10 scaled version of the classic anvil, with same emotional weight. This is extremely useful as a personal gravity tester. Also ideal for those who need a paperweight with real moral gravity, or a doorstop that says, “this door is going nowhere.”

Suggested Uses

• Toe snubber for those with slow reflexes
• Home security decoy (try lifting it, intruder)
• Conversation anchor
• Certified flatsmith tool — ideal for flattening spirits and documents alike

Key Features

• 1:10 scale of classic anvil size, same emotional weight
• Guaranteed not to fall from the sky (legal made us say that)
• No moving parts (intentionally)

Note

Not recommended for travel unless you’re trying to miss your flight.