Description
Introducing the Christma-chine™, the marvel of seasonal overengineering that gift-wraps anything. A stapler? Done. A pineapple? Easy. A co-worker? …It’s possible. We don’t ask questions. Just place your item (or person) inside the box, hit 🎄Merryfy™, and watch the glittering gears spin your chaos into a Pandora’s box.
Features
- Fits items of unreasonable shapes and sizes
- Comes with 3 preset wrap styles: “Merryfy™,” “Corporate,” and “Whatever!”
- Gift tags included. Actual gift not included; you have to get one to wrap.
- Not recommended for living creatures, including co-workers.
Warning
May result in unsolicited hugs or awkward Secret Santa reveals.
Grinch –
I would like to give a 100 stars! My Christma-chine™ Gift Wrapper did an “Inception” — it gift-wrapped itself and voluntarily got couriered to Antarctica!
My dear Christma-chine™ Gift Wrapper machine,
If you are reading this, please come back! I will be good, I promise.
Jerry Thomas –
what a wonderful product! i will definitely recommend!
Kris –
I want to wrap my school and ship it to Antarctica, and it did a good job 0w0
Highly recommend everyone