Description
Jet Propelled Shoes™ are the only high heels on the market designed to imply motion at Mach 5. Whether you’re striding across tarmac, office floors, or awkward social encounters, these deceptively normal shoes do absolutely nothing to assist your movement — but you’ll feel like you could take off at any moment.
Features
- Zero Thrust, Maximum Confidence
- Designed to make your Achilles’ heels your power source
- Sleek aerospace aesthetic with no actual lift capability
- Reinforced heel spike (not for flying, just fashion)
- Pairs well with space suits, coffee runs, and commanding attention
- Comes with pre-launch checklist
Notes
- Not FAA certified
- Jet noise not included
- May cause runway daydreams
Achilles –
I got this as a present. Now I’m in hospital bed with broken bones! Don’t try to achieve Mach 5 speeds while wearing this…