Description
Whether you’re aiming for gentle breezes or full-on hang time, the Sky’s the Lim*it™ Giant Kite Kit turns a windy afternoon into a mildly concerning aviation experiment. Comes with everything you need to leave the ground—except permissions!
Items in this Kit
- Preposterously Large Kite Frame – Made of ultra-light, possibly experimental material (feels like hope).
- Spool of “Totally Trustworthy” String – Rated for up to 500ft. Or down to 5ft in high winds.
- Optional Safety Harness – Optional in every sense of the word.
- Quick-Detach Parachute – Detaches quickly, lands eventually.
- Velcro Wind Stabilizers – Fancy words for floppy fins.
- Emergency Landing Whistle – Not useful, but gives the illusion of preparedness.
- “I Regret Nothing” Banner – Automatically unfurls mid-flight for dramatic flair.
Suggested Uses
- Sunday strolls taken vertically
- Escape plan from gravity
- Aerial selfies
- Makes drones feel deeply insecure
WARNING
May attract planes, birds with vendettas, and local authorities.
High Flyer –
Terrifying… I mean, terrific experience! The landing was the coolest part of flying on this kite. The tiny warning “you will limp it out of landing” on the package escaped my notice until after takeoff. I regret nothing!