Description
Leg Muscle Vitamin™ socks are revolutionary* textile-based approach to daily leg support. Crafted from a proprietary blend of cotton, confidence, and questionable science, each sock delivers the emotional equivalent of 40 squats and a B12 shot — just by being worn. Are they compression socks? No. Are they magic? Also no. But will you feel faster? Absolutely!
Key Features
- Comes in left and right leg formats
- Ribbed for psychological support
- Color-coded by level of placebo effect
- Breathable, washable, and nutritionally void
Suggested Use
- Wear daily
- Flex unnecessarily
- Tell everyone you’re “on leg vitamins now”
Warning
May cause exaggerated stair-climbing confidence. Consult no one before use.
Bolt –
I was able to comfortably run a full marathon without training — I just wore Leg Muscle Vitamin™ Socks on the day. I will buy again!
Coconutcoffee –
It helps me to win the marathon competition. How awesome it is !
jANE –
GOOD STUFF