Description
The Do-It-Yourself Tornado Kit™ gives you everything you need to create perfectly photogenic, camera-exclusive twisters. No actual wind damage, no flying cows — just the illusion of a full-force funnel cloud for your personal disaster blockbuster. Powered by Quantum Atmospheric Suggestion Technology™ (patent yet to be applied), this kit is ideal for filmmakers, pranksters, and amateur weather gods.
Items in this Kit
- Vortex projector module (tripod mountable)
- Smoke-in-a-can for realism (optional)
- Audio chip: Wind howl, debris crash, dramatic violins
- Smartphone app: Choose F-scale intensity for effect
- Warning sign: “This is not a real tornado. Please stop screaming.”
Suggested Uses
- DIY disaster movies — “Sharknado” movies are allegedly shot using our kit!
- Spice up dull family picnics
- Confuse meteorologists on local news
Twisty –
Works like a charm every time! I filmed myself being blown away by a huge tornado and sent the video to my teacher. Skipping school is so easy on Monday mornings!